Avid Indoorsman — The Original AI

Outside Is Overrated ✦Cabin Yes, Tent No ✦My Basecamp Has Wi-Fi ✦Born To Be Mild ✦I Hike To The Fridge ✦Camping Is A Housing Problem ✦Peak Indoorsman ✦S’mores Not Chores ✦Outside Is Overrated ✦Cabin Yes, Tent No ✦My Basecamp Has Wi-Fi ✦Born To Be Mild ✦I Hike To The Fridge ✦Camping Is A Housing Problem ✦Peak Indoorsman ✦S’mores Not Chores ✦

Drop 01 · The Original AI Shirt Wall

Start with the shirts.
Prove the joke. Then earn the fleece.

Premium blanks. Outdoor palette. Crisp slogans you can read across a brewery. Tap any color to change the blank.

Original AI Tee

$38

“The Original AI”

Great Indoors Tee

$38

“Built For The Great Indoors”

Housing Problem Tee

$38

“Camping Is A Housing Problem”

Outside Is Overrated Tee

$38

“Outside Is Overrated”

Wi-Fi Basecamp Tee

$38

“My Basecamp Has Wi-Fi”

Peak Indoorsman Tee

$38

“Peak Indoorsman”

The Original AI

Analog intelligence for indoor adventure.

AVID — fully committed, already subscribed to the lodge newsletter. INDOOR — climate control, plumbing, Wi-Fi, walls. INTELLIGENCE — knowing the difference between adventure and an avoidable logistics problem.

The original AI knows when a hike is just a walk with worse parking.

Avid Indoorsman x Rapid River Knifeworks butter knife

$TBD · Limited Run

Avid Indoorsman×Rapid River Knifeworks

The Avid Indoorsman
Butter Knife

“Butter spreads. Panic doesn't.”

All the craft, none of the wilderness emergency. Small-batch knife-maker seriousness redirected toward the most dangerous game of all: room-temperature butter.

—Full-tang attitude

—Toast-safe edge

—Wood-handle energy

—Heirloom countertop confidence

—Cabin-grade giftability

—Handcrafted near outlets

The only survival knife rated for toast

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Drop alerts, restocks, and field notes from inside. No tents. No spam.

Start with the shirts.Prove the joke. Then earn the fleece.